everything you need to know about religion

THE ARGUMENT

so most people are stupid, they need a list of rules backed up by a god or else they will continue to be stupid. this is the main argument for religion. it is quite compelling due to point 1, most people are very stupid. except me who is writing this so continue to listen

the main downside is that people of every religion take it too seriously, and if you say you don't like a rule sometimes they kill you.. there is one religion that does this better than others, but I will not SLAM it.

given that some religions have more rules and that these can be stricter than those of others, we could therefore propose a hierarchy of religions ranked from best to worst. someday I will do this but not here, please no behead

an example of religion making someone strong:

ecce ripped homo

budhism

but for example some religions like buddhism tells people not to eat meat, so they become weak because that is all of the religion they know. yes, buddhism is also entirely falsely understood in the west and is actually okay with violence, lel

BOOMdha! prepare to experience a flash of enlightenment!

afeism

a-the-'tism, yes that is a religion too. the strongest argument against atheism is spending time with atheists, because no one wants to be like them (or smell like them)

the troof

worship hammer man because he is handy in a diy emergency

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