trust the government, haha

if you still believe in them hopefully this will sway you to the enlightened view

surveillance

they have big agencies who listen to everything you do
what is the need? are they so petty and insecure? can they not take a joke?
like who wants to spy as a job?
imagine a whole neighbourhood of window twitching snarly grannies, that's the NSA
and they do it for your 'safey" (safety is the gayest idea ever)

wars

wars are another thing governments do. most people wouldn't kill 20 million of each other
but somehow governments invent the excuses, and lots of them die in explosions and drownings
why? sure if you want to kill someone you could duel your neighbour but that's over in a day,
but wars go on for ages and are an excuse for governments to become obese for *MUH WAR EFFORT*
and even after the war that's hastening the day when the beast will collapsee and take us all with it
it is an inevitable heart attack, and we are but hosts of the body
so wars are just a daft idea generally. you lose even if you 'win'

free the enterprise

look at morshu, the honest small business man. governments think they should take his money.
like all men he has his limits, and when pushed far enough,
when the costs of drastic actions shrink in the face of lost civil incentives, diminshing freedoms...
really, the day comes when he will use his rope and lamp oil for REDACTED

fly from the state machine